tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18525520525877524542011-11-27T15:50:29.775-08:00Things I have learnt from rap musicmaxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.comBlogger131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-9490140171150188362010-02-05T15:57:00.001-08:002010-02-05T15:58:23.736-08:00Eat that mofo' watermelon!<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MZKZkC8u3_c&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MZKZkC8u3_c&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-949014017115018836?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-79025357517520853012010-01-21T00:33:00.000-08:002010-01-21T00:35:09.714-08:00<div style="color: #783f04; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="border-collapse: separate; font-size: x-large; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="line-height: 19px;">Trash talking about other rappers, getting shot, then doing it again because you're a dumbass</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-7902535751752085301?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-20946798310847694932010-01-20T02:33:00.001-08:002010-01-21T00:34:43.337-08:00<div style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">lyrics must contain reference to some sort of "hood"</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-2094679831084769493?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-89615765464682271042010-01-20T01:52:00.000-08:002010-01-20T01:53:19.144-08:00<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">People don't change:</span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5NaOlJ9uYz0/S1bSI0Q70JI/AAAAAAAAAAU/hclkPQjNad8/s1600-h/Soujaboysr4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="297" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5NaOlJ9uYz0/S1bSI0Q70JI/AAAAAAAAAAU/hclkPQjNad8/s400/Soujaboysr4.jpg" width="400" /></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-8961576546468227104?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-24300296438990350432010-01-19T22:49:00.001-08:002010-01-19T23:48:39.574-08:00<div style="color: #783f04; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="border-collapse: separate; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="line-height: 19px;">The superiority of the rapper is proportionate to the cm<sup>3</sup> of gold around his or her neck</span></span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-2430029643899035043?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-59667940817197234382010-01-19T22:42:00.000-08:002010-01-19T22:42:18.514-08:00<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Who the hell is shorty? He seems to be in every rap song! </span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-5966794081719723438?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-3075263377767471612010-01-19T22:25:00.000-08:002010-01-19T22:25:36.470-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">It was to be expected.</span><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; text-align: left;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5NaOlJ9uYz0/S1ahf9k4p7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/7slYgX1FKZo/s1600-h/Thugobama.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="350" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5NaOlJ9uYz0/S1ahf9k4p7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/7slYgX1FKZo/s400/Thugobama.jpg" width="400" /></a><span style="font-size: x-large;"> </span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-307526337776747161?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-56599449234743185282010-01-19T22:19:00.000-08:002010-01-19T22:19:58.319-08:00<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Someone who plays guitar is called a guitarist.</span><br /></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Someone who paints art is called an artist. </span><br /></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Therefore, the proper title for one who sings/writes rap is a rapist. </span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-5659944923474318528?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-3897302168783883302010-01-19T22:03:00.000-08:002010-01-19T22:04:32.625-08:00<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"> Lower class rappers</span><br /></div><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTAOLnP8YeA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTAOLnP8YeA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-389730216878388330?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-82515857695123057692010-01-19T22:00:00.003-08:002010-01-19T22:00:48.599-08:00<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">All rappers have a penis size of at least 14 inches</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-8251585769512305769?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-49768430050383521482010-01-19T21:57:00.000-08:002010-01-19T22:04:15.735-08:00<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Rappers must have an acceptable skin colour of between <a class="mw-redirect" href="http://images.google.com.au/images?q=%23CD853F&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi" title="Black">#CD853F</a> and <a class="mw-redirect" href="http://www.papermarc.com.au/images/mat-black-lg.jpg" title="Black">#00000</a></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-4976843005038352148?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-51827685314490258442010-01-19T21:41:00.001-08:002010-01-19T21:42:30.379-08:00<big><big>Typical rap lyrics </big></big><br /><blockquote><big><big>I LOOK GOOD<br />I LOOK GOOD<br />I LOOK GOOD<br />I LOOK GOOD<br />I LOOK GOOD<br />I LOOK GOOD<br />I LOOK GOOD<br />I LOOK GOOD<br /></big></big><br /><blockquote><big><big><br /></big></big><big><big></big></big><br /></blockquote></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-5182768531449025844?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852552052587752454.post-55492097364955185352010-01-19T20:47:00.001-08:002010-01-19T21:27:34.812-08:00<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Rich black people like buying aeroplanes.<br /></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852552052587752454-5549209736495518535?l=thingsihavelearntfromrapmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maxc16http://www.blogger.com/profile/01098680860558871333noreply@blogger.com0